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thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
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icorly:

there goes timmy turner drowning in the pussy

billcosbeezinthetrap:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go art thou feeling it now mr.krabs

(via alisonshendrixs)

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gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

redkiteslongnights:

gaycomalfoy:

in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons 

hell yeah bismuth
i mean look at it

does that thing look heterosexual to you
i thought not 

This is my new favourite story on the internet.

(Source: trangst, via wh0re-ably-done)

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stewo:

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